★ OFFICIAL CAMPAIGN BROADSIDE ★ Nº 001 ★ PRINTED ON THE ROBINHOOD CHAIN ★
THE PEOPLE’S CANDIDATE ON THE ROBINHOOD CHAIN
MAKEEVERYONEGREAT AGAIN
He robs from the whales and hands it straight back to everyone who showed up. One billion arrows, zero tax, liquidity burned, mint renounced — on Robinhood Chain, where the gas is ETH and the arrows only point one way.
ARTICLE I — THE CAMPAIGN
A CANDIDATE OUT OF SHERWOOD
Nine hundred years ago a man in green stood in a forest and decided the arithmetic of the realm was wrong. He fixed it himself, one arrow at a time. The sheriff called it theft. The village called it Tuesday.
He is back. The hood is gone, the hair is enormous, the tie is red, and the forest is now a Layer 2.
Robinhood Chain is a public, EVM-compatible Ethereum Layer 2 built on the Arbitrum Orbit stack. Testnet opened 10 February 2026; mainnet opened 1 July 2026.
It settles to Ethereum, runs roughly 100 ms blocks, and shipped with Uniswap and Chainlink on day one. Gas is plain ETH — there is no separate chain token to buy first.
A meme token is worth what its crowd decides it is worth. So we built the crowd first: liquidity burned, mint renounced, contract verified, and artwork good enough to steal.
No team unlock waiting to land on your head. No vesting cliff, no private round, no friends who got in cheaper. Everyone walks through the same door. That is the whole edge — and it is a real one.
CAMPAIGN SLOGAN
“TAKE FROM THE WHALES.
GIVE TO THE HOLDERS.”
Printed on every sticker, poster and wall from here to Nottingham. Take the artwork, put it everywhere. That is the whole campaign, and you are already part of it.
ARTICLE II — THE COUNT
THE PEOPLE’S LEDGER
On-chain facts, not promises — every one of them checkable on the Blockscout explorer before you spend a thing.
ARTICLE III — THE DRILL
FOUR STEPS TO THE FOREST
Four minutes, start to finish. Nothing here is exotic — it is the standard route onto any EVM Layer 2, and you have probably done it before.
STEP ONE
ARM YOURSELF
Install any self-custody EVM wallet — MetaMask, Rabby, or the one already built into your browser. Write the seed phrase on paper and keep it off every screen you own.
Robinhood Chain is a normal EVM network, so the Ethereum address you already have works here with no changes at all.
STEP TWO
ADD THE CHAIN
In your wallet, add a custom network with these values. Copy them straight from here.
That button adds the network too if your wallet does not have it. Or enter the values by hand — the public RPC is rate-limited, so if you are building on it rather than buying, use a provider endpoint.
STEP THREE
FETCH THE ETH
Gas on Robinhood Chain is paid in ETH. Bridge some across using the canonical Arbitrum-style bridge or any cross-chain route that lists the network.
Robinhood Chain has no native gas token and no announced airdrop. Anyone selling you an “RHC token” or an allocation is lying to you, however official their avatar looks.
Bring a little more ETH than you think you need. Swaps that die on gas are the oldest tax in crypto.
STEP FOUR
LOOSE THE ARROW
The button below opens Uniswap on Robinhood Chain with $RTRUMP already selected. Connect your wallet, check your slippage, review the route, swap. Prefer to do it by hand? Paste the address at the bottom of this panel into the token field yourself.
Copycat tokens using this exact name and ticker get deployed daily. Check the contract on Blockscout or DexScreener before you swap. If one character differs, do not trade.
ARTICLE IV — THE MARCH
THE ROAD TO NOTTINGHAM
Targets, not treaties. No dates we cannot keep and no partners we have not spoken to — a roadmap you can hold us to instead of one you have to believe.
- Fair launch on Robinhood Chain
- Liquidity burned, mint renounced
- Contract verified on Blockscout
- Site, artwork and socials live
- First thousand holders
- Meme kit in the wild, weekly bounties
- DEX trackers and trending
- Listings applied for everywhere that takes applications
- Ten thousand holders
- Community treasury for creators
- Printed merch — stickers first, always
- Exchange conversations, none promised
- Whatever the holders vote for
- Because at that point it is genuinely their coin
- And that was the point from the start
ARTICLE V — THE SUPPLY LINE
THE MEME ARSENAL
THE WHALES
ONLY
ARROWS.
THE QUIVER
Die-cut. Laptop, lamp post, fridge, forehead.
HOPE IS
FREE.
EATS.
ALLEGEDLY
EVERYONE
GREAT AGAIN
ARTICLE VI — THE FLOOR
QUESTIONS FROM THE FLOOR
A meme token on Robinhood Chain built around one joke: Robin Hood with a red tie. It pays no yield, runs no protocol and grants no rights. What it has is a fixed supply, burned liquidity, a renounced mint, artwork worth stealing, and whoever decides to show up.
A public, EVM-compatible Ethereum Layer 2 built by Robinhood on the Arbitrum Orbit stack. Public testnet opened 10 February 2026, mainnet 1 July 2026. It settles to Ethereum, uses Ethereum blobs for data availability, runs roughly 100 ms blocks, and launched with Uniswap and Chainlink already integrated.
No. Robinhood Chain has no native gas token — gas is paid in ETH — and no airdrop has been announced. Treat every “claim your RHC allocation” message as a scam, including the ones posted from accounts using our artwork.
Don’t — check it. Liquidity is burned, the mint is renounced and the source is verified, which means none of those are things you have to take our word for. Look the address up on robinhoodchain.blockscout.com, cross-check the pair on DexScreener, confirm sells go through, and look at how concentrated the top holders are. Do it every time, on every token.
No. $RTRUMP is an independent parody. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by or connected to Robinhood Markets, Inc., Donald J. Trump, the Trump Organization, or any government or political campaign. The chain is simply where the token lives.
That is not a question anyone here can answer for you, and nothing on this page is financial advice. A meme token can go to zero on any given afternoon — this one included. Bring only what you would be genuinely fine losing in a forest, and never the rent.
★ THE RALLY IS ALWAYS ON ★
JOIN THE
MERRY MEN
No forms, no whitelist, no allocation, no gatekeeper. Turn up, post something funny, hold the line. That is the entire membership process.